




Crimson and Clover Studio - It Can't All Be Coke And Threesomes Funny Sympathy Card
When traditional condolences just don't capture the mood. This "It Can't All Be Coke And Threesomes" funny sympathy card is perfect for customers who need to acknowledge life's harsh realities with dark humor instead of generic platitudes. Great for friends going through rough patches, breakups, or anyone who appreciates greeting cards that skip the sugar-coating. This card combines sympathy with brutal honesty about life's ups and downs - because sometimes the best comfort comes from laughing at how unfair everything can be.
Premium A6 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
Wet adhesive to close
Blank interior for customer's personal message
High-quality construction appeals to customers seeking premium stationery
$1.92
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When traditional condolences just don't capture the mood. This "It Can't All Be Coke And Threesomes" funny sympathy card is perfect for customers who need to acknowledge life's harsh realities with dark humor instead of generic platitudes. Great for friends going through rough patches, breakups, or anyone who appreciates greeting cards that skip the sugar-coating. This card combines sympathy with brutal honesty about life's ups and downs - because sometimes the best comfort comes from laughing at how unfair everything can be.
Premium A6 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
Wet adhesive to close
Blank interior for customer's personal message
High-quality construction appeals to customers seeking premium stationery






















